I don’t understand the appeal of a cold, damp season where leaves fall on your head as you walk under trees and the fog ruins your hair. Everyone in the blogging community seems to love Autumn but I can’t stand it. I obviously have to be the negative one of the blogging world and discuss my list of reasons as to why I hate Autumn. It’s Blogtober, it’s allowed.
The overuse of the word ‘Autumnal’
I blame Zoella for this one, she used it in a video last year and all of a sudden everyone is saying it. Unlike fetch, Autumnal happened and I’m mad about it.
Return of Pumpkin Spiced Lattes
Can pumpkin spiced lattes not return to Starbucks without everyone and their dog taking a picture of them? The first few are fine but by the time the 500th picture is uploaded I’m ready to wipe out Starbucks of every pumpkin spiced latte they have.
The Cold Weather
Why does everyone like cold weather? Bring me the sun and heat any day as I cannot deal with taking my gloves off every time I want to use my phone. Major first world problems yo.
The Dark Mornings and Long Nights
Trying to run at 7am in Autumn means I am more likely to be hit by a tractor, step in some dog poop or think its nighttime and have a nap. The long nights are a pain in the butt as well, have you ever tried to find a black dog in your garden at 8pm? It can’t be done.
Christmas Appearing Way Too Early
Just ew. I do not think about Christmas until December and even then I’m not overly keen on it. It must be horrendous to work in a supermarket this time of year since you’re faced with Christmas every single day. Heroes, they’re all heroes.
My Steering Wheel is Too Cold
Yes people of the world, I am complaining about my steering wheel being too cold. It is too cold though, how am I expected to drive safely when it feels like I’m gripping an ice cube? I need a chauffeur. How much are chauffeurs and would they like to drive my battered old Mini?
P.S Before anyone thinks I’m genuinely that mad about my steering wheel, I’m not serious. I would still like a chauffeur though.
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