With the high cost of living, stagnant wages, and the news my council tax will be increasing by 8.5%, I often wonder if there is a way to boost my income without having to take on another job or dedicate my weekends and evenings to side hustles. I am not looking for a “get rich quick” scheme for the very simple fact the only people those schemes enrich are the ones who sell them to you, but I am looking for something that would maybe pay for a weekly food shop every so often. The internet is full of adverts screaming that you can make a considerable amount of money by completing a few surveys or by playing a few games, but I want to know just how much you can realistically make so, in the interest of science (or scam detection), I downloaded a few apps promising big rewards and spent a week trying to boost my income. My screen time increased significantly and my thumb hurt from all the tapping I had to do on my phone, but did the payout payoff? 


Free Cash


The first website I stumbled upon promising big gains was the Free Cash website. I immediately signed up and perused the available apps promising payouts ranging from £1 to over £800. 



Free Cash has a clever hook that hits you immediately upon signing up. You are not only informed that you can make over £4,000 at the top of the website by downloading the listed apps and reaching various levels within them, but you are also invited to download and play Rise of Kingdoms in exchange for £4. Download an app, play it for two minutes, and immediately get £4? Fantastic! The return on investment on that is incredible and if this is what the rest of the apps will pay then I’ll be rich in no time. Alas, that easy £4 is merely a way to draw you in as it is a feat that you either cannot repeat or can only achieve again by paying in your own money to specific apps. In spite of that realisation, I decided to download a few more apps to see how easy it would be to make some more money. 


The first one I went for was Eatventure; a game in which you initially start with a lemonade stand before making enough money to upgrade to a food stand. You then progress through each upgrade until you eventually work your way up to owning a restaurant. Once you have completed the restaurant, you are able to fly to New York to begin the next set of businesses. The first amount you could earn by paying Eatventure was 8p and it was in exchange for reaching the fast food restaurant. The next payment was 40p and that was for completing the restaurant and moving on to the New York level. Once I reached New York, I stopped playing the game as I had spent an extraordinary amount of time watching a bunch of characters walk back and forth with virtual food and had watched a considerable amount of adverts in order to speed up each upgrade. I spent so much time on this app that my average screen time increased from one hour and 39 minutes from the week prior to five hours and 36 minutes; this includes a day in which my screen time was over 12 hours. Those 12 hours were largely a result of me leaving Eatventure open to do its thing since it took so long to accumulate enough coins in the game to actually get you closer to the next level, but spending half of the day on a phone in order to earn 48p seems absurd. 



The time required to make pittance is not solely applicable to Eatventure. I also downloaded Merge Blast Numbers in which I made 1p as it took so long to get to level three - which promised a payout of 6p - that I lost all interest. I downloaded Match Jong Zen Tile Puzzle and earned 8p after reaching level 25 before giving up. I then downloaded Word Madness where I earned 2p for playing for two minutes, 16p for reaching level 50 in one day, 40p for reaching level 150 in two days, and 16p for watching an incredible amount of adverts. It took around four hours and 40 minutes to achieve those payouts. There are two additional advert related payouts, one of £4 and one of £24, but my progress on them was so slow despite having to watch an advert after each level that I don’t even want to think about how many adverts you have to watch to earn those bonuses. 


I also downloaded an app called Draw It. As Draw It only offered £3.99 for completing all of its requirements, I thought it would be a lot easier to gain the rewards. In reality, it was probably a more frustrating experience than any of the other apps. While the game itself is fun as you are quickly drawing things and trying to beat other “competitors” (despite what the app would like you to believe, the competitors are not other people as you can blatantly see their drawings are all the exact same as each other), you are forced into watching an advert after each drawing session. The drawing sessions last for around 30 seconds or so whereas the adverts will often be over a minute long. You also have to watch an advert for every word pack you buy with your earned virtual coins; something the game forces you into doing otherwise you can’t keep playing. After playing for over two hours, most of which was watching adverts, I made a whopping 30p. I have, however, been picking up Draw It as I do quite like doodling under pressure and I have hit the next reward which was, hold on to your hats, a whopping 96p! I did recently discover though that some of your "competitors" are inexplicably programmed to draw a swastika when they are on the "ceiling fan" prompt which was a disturbing moment that made me quit the game. 



There is a way to earn the bigger bucks on Free Cash but it will not only cost you money, it'll also likely lead to you losing whatever money you made and more. There are quite a few apps on Free Cash that involve gambling and those ones will offer you high rewards if you make deposits of x amount and win numerous cash games. Considering the type of people who are more likely to use websites like Free Cash are people in need of some extra money, the promoting of gambling is grotesque and predatory. 



Additionally, Free Cash, or rather the apps that are offering rewards on it, are under no obligation to pay you. This was a fact myself and several other users discovered when we downloaded Bitlife, completed quite a few tasks, and mysteriously didn't receive any money. In spite of making $500 million in the game, a task which is supposed to come with a £40 payout, Bitlife didn't track for me so no payout occurred. A few days after realising my game time didn't track, I received a message unprompted stating that I couldn't raise a ticket to dispute the lack of payout because the offer conveniently didn't track. Weird how the only app that promised big bucks in exchange for what was actually minimal effort (but involved watching a hell of a lot of adverts) just so happens to be the only app I downloaded which didn't track my progress... 


The total amount I earned on Free Cash in a week was £7.79, however, I cannot cash out unless I do one of two things: reach a total of £16 or forego the £4 reward. Sneaky. 


Test ‘Em All


The more adverts I was forced to watch on my Free Cash apps, the more I was presented with a bearded gentleman calling me “homie” and telling me to download an app called Test ‘Em All. Like Free Cash, Test ‘Em All allows you to download additional apps and complete various levels in exchange for coins, only this time the coins are virtual. Once you have earned enough virtual coins, you can exchange them for either real money or coupons and vouchers. 



Upon signing up, you are immediately given 3,599 virtual coins which you cannot exchange for money; you actually need 3,999 coins in order to cash out 29p via PayPal. In a bid to earn that 29p, I downloaded Match Triple Goods, played a few levels, watched even more adverts, and then earned 1,540 coins. That not only meant I could cash out my 29p, it also meant I had the option to cash in my coins for things like a Spotify free trial or an Amazon Prime free trial; things that are already freely available. 


If you are dedicated enough, you can use Test ‘Em All to earn more virtual coins and exchange them for real money or a Starbucks gift card, but you could also spend your precious time doing literally anything else. 


Similar Apps/Websites 


I was also advertised another app which seemed similar to Test ‘Em All. The advert involved a woman being approached by a man who asked if she lived in the building to which she said she did and lived in the penthouse. Of course she was able to afford her penthouse apartment by using one of these tester websites and earning all of the available rewards. Another advertised app promised to pay you £200 just for downloading it and claimed to pay out high rewards the more you played. The reviews on the app store tell me every claim is a load of nonsense which is hardly a surprise. At what point are we allowed to call these adverts’ claims misleading and, dare I say, scams? 


Surveys 


During the advertisement bombardment of the aforementioned apps, one advert in particular caught my attention. It was for an app called “Five Surveys” and the big promise given by the man with the disturbingly white veneers in the advert was that you can earn £5 for every five surveys you complete. My “too good to be true” alarm bell immediately started ringing so I downloaded the app straight away. 


Upon first glance, the app looked perfectly reasonable and the promise of £5 for every five completed surveys seemed legitimate. There was an abundance of surveys with the time required to complete them available and it seemed like you could easily rack up a considerable amount of money within a few hours. That first impression, however, was quickly destroyed when I clicked on my first survey. After entering a few details such as my age, gender, household income, occupation, and, alarmingly, my postcode, I was asked which of the listed brands I had heard of, how much money I spent on luxury goods in the past year, and whether I planned on buying from another list of brands. After completing this section, I was immediately informed I was not eligible to complete this survey and thus no money was obtained. This exact scenario occurred on every survey I selected until I received a pop up informing me I had qualified for a survey and was taken to complete it. As it transpired, I did not in fact meet the criteria to complete the survey I had just been informed I was eligible to complete; a fact I did not discover until I had filled out around three pages worth of questions. 



There was one single instance where I did manage to pass the pre-screening checks and was allowed to complete the survey. I managed to get a few questions into the actual survey before suddenly being booted from it as I was no longer eligible. I have somehow completed one survey according to the Five Surveys app, however, I have no idea which one it was and have zero recollection of this occurring. I am of the opinion that such a claim has been completely fabricated in a bid to get me to keep trying to complete more surveys. 


Five Surveys may be an adequate way to boost your income if you are willing to figure out what answers you need to input in order to pass the pre-screening checks, but it is largely a game of luck and a total waste of time. I am also of the assumption that a decent number of these pre-screening questions do not lead to actual surveys and are instead solely designed for data harvesting. Due to this assumption and because I have no idea which companies are supposedly issuing these surveys and what they are doing with the obtained data, I gave fake answers to each question and would strongly recommend you stay clear of this app. 


Prolific


Finally something that you can actually earn money on and help out researchers along the way. Prolific is a website in which researchers - usually academic researchers but you will also receive surveys from brands conducting consumer tests - post surveys with specified criteria and guaranteed payouts if you complete them. You are asked to answer various questions when you sign up to Prolific and you can answer more questions every time you log into your account. The answers you give to these questions will then lead to you being matched up to surveys you are eligible for and they will appear in your account with details such as the amount you can earn and the expected length of time each survey will take to complete. Additionally, and unlike Five Surveys, you will actually know who is conducting the research, what will happen to your data, and you will typically be given contact details should you wish to have your data removed from the research or if you have any concerns about the ethics of the survey.



Prolific isn’t new to me as I have had an account with it for six years but I felt it belonged in this post as it can be a beneficial way to earn a bit of spare cash. The most I have earned from a single survey was £5.25 (I tend to fill in the ones worth less than £1 or so as they take a minute to complete) and, although I tend to go months at a time without even thinking about the website let alone using it, I’ve earned £131.70 through Prolific. I usually let my earnings build up and withdraw when I’ve made enough to cover my car insurance payment for a month. Is it a way to make a lot of money quickly? No, but if you do enough surveys during your downtime, you can let your earnings build up and withdraw them when you need them most. 


Conclusion


If you are interested in playing some of the games available on the likes of Free Cash, Test ‘Em All, and others like them then you may as well sign up for accounts through these websites and apps to earn while you play. Bear in mind you have to be a new user for each game otherwise you cannot earn anything and the rewards are only available for a limited time. Should you wish to use Free Cash, I have an affiliate link generated by the website which you can click on here, but I am very much of the opinion this website is a waste of your time and don’t expect you to sign up. If you are looking to make a bit of extra cash and otherwise have no real interest in any of these games, steer clear unless you are willing to dedicate a ridiculous amount of time to watching advert after advert in hope you’ll hit the big rewards. 

Can You Really Make Money by Playing Games?

Monday, 10 March 2025

 

As a certified pale girl, I have often struggled to find a foundation that works with my skin tone. Having a complexion similar to that of Casper the Friendly Ghost has made trying to find a foundation that doesn't leave me looking extremely orange difficult. While the makeup industry is beginning to understand that not everyone has one of the same six skin tones, it can still be hard to find a foundation that works with my pale skin and cool undertones. Such difficulties is why I get excited when I discover a foundation available in a wide variety of shades which also come in cool, warm, and neutral undertones. After realising the Urban Decay Stay Naked foundation and concealer had such options, I quickly snapped up both products and eagerly put them through their paces. 



As I was buying both of the items online, I didn't have a means of knowing if they would be suitable for my skin tone so had to hope for the best. Additionally, I bought these both through Sephora who didn't have as many shade options for the concealer as they did for the foundation. As a result, I got the foundation in 10CP (10 cool pink) and the concealer in 10NN (10 neutral neutral). Fortunately, both shades are a pretty close match to my pale skin. The foundation is ever so slighlty too dark, but it is the closest to my skin tone that a foundation has ever been. The concealer is also relatively close to my skin tone and, while I was concerned it being neutral would mean it would be too yellow for me, it seems to suit my pink undertones quite well. 

While the shade matches of both products are great, I am not overly enamoured with their ability to fulfil the claims made by Urban Decay. Urban Decay describes the Stay Naked foundation as a "long wear liquid foundation with buildable medium coverage and a real-skin matte finish that lasts up to 24 hours". While a medium coverage is attainable if you have the patience to apply enough layers, the first application of the foundation offers a light coverage. While the foundation isn't able to cover the redness around my nose, it does a great job at evening out my skin tone. I don't have any hyperpigmentation or many blemishes though so the foundation doesn't have too tough a job. 



While Urban Decay fulfils the promise of the foundation giving a buildable medium coverage, it does not deliver on being long lasting or matte. I have combination skin and apply a sunscreen prior to the Stay Naked foundation and I'm definitely not left with a matte finish. Additionally, if the foundation is not set with both powder and setting spray, there will barely be any left on my face by the end of the day.  It does also cling to dry patches although this isn't nearly as bad as other foundations I've tried (I'm looking at you Fenty Pro Filt'r Soft Matte Longwear Foundation). I'm sure this all sounds like I don't like the foundation, but, surprisingly, I do. I much prefer a lighter coverage and it's the only foundation I've used that hasn't immediately sweated off my face while I've been on holiday (after setting with powder and setting spray otherwise it would've disappeared as soon as I stepped off of the plane). 

Although I like the foundation, I can't say the same for the concealer. Urban Decay claim the Stay Naked concealer has a customisable coverage level and won't crease, cake, or settle into fine lines. If it has a customisable coverage level, I don't know anything about it because one layer creases, cakes, and settles into fine lines. I only use concealer on my undereyes as they are quite dark and this concealer not only does absolutely nothing for my panda eyes, but it goes cakey and settles into my undereye lines. The settling into the lines happens soon after application. While I don't expect a concealer to completely cover my undereye circles, I had hoped the Stay Naked concealer would do a bit more than nothing. 


Overall, I would recommend the Stay Naked foundation if you are looking for a light to medium coverage foundation and don't have overly dry or oily skin. I would, however, not recommend the foundation if you want something long lasting and prefer full coverage. As for the concealer? Stay well clear. 

Urban Decay Stay Naked Foundation and Concealer Review

Saturday, 12 August 2023

Over the last few months, very few art exhibitions have caught my eye. As my taste in art twists into something completely unrecognisable from just a few years ago, I’m finding myself increasingly frustrated with the exhibitions that make it to Scotland. While I always appreciate talent when I see it, I long for something with significantly more substance than another gallery wall covered in large polka dots. When I find myself jaded with the selection of art on offer, I pay a visit to Salvador Dali’s Christ of Saint John of the Cross and marvel at the level of talent and patience required to create such an extraordinary painting. 

After all these years of staring at Christ of Saint John of the Cross, I’ve been oblivious to the fact Salvador Dali became a household name after creating textiles for New York based Wesley Simpson Custom Fabrics. I’ve only ever known him as a painter but the Artist Textiles exhibition at the New Lanark Visitor Centre introduced me to a whole new world of his creations.

Artist Textiles Exhibition: Picasso to Warhol

While the New Lanark World Heritage Site is home to recreations of millworkers’ homes from the 18th century, historical functioning machinery and incredible views of the River Clyde, it also features a wide variety of exhibitions all year round. Until April 29th, New Lanark is playing host to over 200 rare pieces from the likes of the aforementioned Salvador Dali, pop art pioneer Andy Warhol, Cubism co-founder Pablo Picasso and Fauvism frontrunner Henri Matisse. Despite my taste in art gravitating more towards politically inspired pieces, I will always welcome the chance to gaze upon the works of the masters. 

Artist Textiles Exhibition: Picasso to Warhol. Pablo Picasso Spanish Bullfighter jacket

As soon as you walk into the building containing the Artist Textiles exhibition, you’re met with a flood of colour courtesy of designs by artists such as Sonia Delaunay, Barbara Hepworth, Henry Moore and Alexander Calder. Printed material decorate the walls while mannequins model dresses, skirts and a rather fetching Pablo Picasso waterproof jacket that wouldn’t be out of place in the muddy fields of a music festival. The exhibition is perfectly laid out which allows you to view each piece without the intrusion of the bright and often busy work of art next to it. The designs are all accompanied by a few sentences about the history and creation of the work but chances are, you won’t be able to drag your eyes away from any of the displays to actually read the words. 

Artist Textiles Exhibition: Picasso to Warhol. Pablo Picasso monochromatic jumpsuit with textiles from the 1960s

While the exhibition is fairly small, my other half and I spent two hours fully immersing ourselves in each piece. We often found ourselves wandering around displays a few times before moving on to the next part to ensure we had really taken it all in. It was the Pablo Picasso display that continued to capture my other half’s attention; he’s always been a huge fan of Picasso's art but has never been blessed with the privilege of standing in front of original pieces. Picasso’s work features prominently throughout the entire exhibition. His monochromatic design adorns a jumpsuit placed in front of two of his prints from the 1960s; one bold and colourful, one understated and geometric.

It’s not difficult to pick out the rest of Picasso’s designs once you’ve familiarised yourself with just one of his creative explosions. The entire section dedicated to him follows a natural progression from designs that wouldn’t look out of place in a primary school classroom to more sophisticated yet simple drawings of bullfighters and art inspired by Picasso’s second wife, Jacqueline Roque. 

Artist Textiles Exhibition: Picasso to Warhol. Andy Warhol ice cream and lollipop prints on clothing.

While my other half was engrossed in the large Picasso section, it was the Andy Warhol designs that drew me in. Admittedly, I’ve never been a huge fan of Warhol’s work. My first real introduction to his art was through studying art at college. Thanks to computer software, changing photos into a typical Andy Warhol style before tracing and painting them was just a little too easy for my class and was often encouraged by our lecturers. This gave me the impression that Warhol’s work, and the entire pop art movement, was based on simplistic, straightforward lines and colour but, when you really break things down and eliminate the technology we have today, things are not as basic as my younger mind would have had me believe. The Warhol designs featured in the Artist Textiles exhibition proves how wrong I was. 

The Warhol prints on display are predominately brightly coloured and, dare I say, childlike. When I initially noticed the clothing behind the glass window, I assumed they were multi-coloured patterns made up of triangles, it wasn’t until I got closer that I realised that they were in fact, beautifully bold ice cream cones and lollipops that made me crave artificially flavoured food from my childhood. While the vast majority of the pieces in the exhibition feature an abundance of colour, Warhol tops them. Each design is instantly recognisable as the work of Warhol and has given me a whole new appreciation for not only his talent but the movement he played a huge role in.

Artist Textiles Exhibition: Picasso to Warhol. Salvador Dali silk printed scarves.

While I came to the Artist Textiles exhibition expecting to pay a significant amount of attention to the Salvador Dali designs and learn more about a man I admire, I ended up walking away with a new found love of a style I once resented. Salvador Dali’s attention-grabbing silk scarf designs received my praise and admiration but it was Warhol who provided me with a new perspective. There are many highlights throughout the exhibition but ultimately, it was the bright colours and obscure patterns that won me over. 

Disclaimer: This post is in collaboration with the New Lanark Visitor Centre. I was provided with free admission in exchange for a review.

Artist Textiles Exhibition: Picasso to Warhol

Thursday, 15 March 2018

I thoroughly enjoy wearing a fitness tracker. A lot of my hobbies tend to revolve around sitting down so having a fitness tracker means I am regularly reminded to move every hour. Additionally, as I am constantly tracking my movement, I can see whether I've improved on the previous week's steps or if I'm slacking. My favourite kind of competition is one that involves beating my past self so having the means to compare this week's exercise to last week's is a great motivation. While exercising regularly and refraining from spending all day sitting is hopefully improving my health, it also has a positive impact on my dog, Teddy. 

Black Labrador Retriever Cross

If you’re not familiar with my black Labrador-Retriever cross then I’d like to introduce you to Teddy; my 3-year-old former Guide Dog puppy that my partner and I adopted last year. He is the sweetest, friendliest, wiggliest dog I’ve ever met and I protect and spoil him at all times like he is my child. Other than biscuits, he doesn’t want much and is happy so long as you let him cuddle into you. He also occasionally sits on me which wasn't an issue when he was a puppy, but now he weighs 34kg so it gets uncomfortable very quickly.  He’s too cute to turf off though so I just have to sit there with numb legs until he eventually decides to move.

The problem with Teddy being so content with very little is I fear he’s not getting enough exercise. He thoroughly enjoys walking the same routes and they’re not always lengthy walks. I can see how much exercise I’m getting thanks to my fitness tracker but that doesn’t mean a whole lot for Teddy as he’s not always by my side. Fortunately, Teddy now has a PitPat: a fitness tracker for dogs that securely attaches to their collar and monitors how much walking, running, playing and resting a dog does each day. You just have to sync it to a free app via Bluetooth and you get to see your dog’s daily stats and whether they’ve met their daily target.

PitPat Fitness Tracker for Dogs

After inputting Teddy’s information into the app, his target exercise goal came out at 80 minutes which doesn’t seem like enough for Teddy but it’s completely doable. For the most part, he gets at least 80 minutes of walking a day and further playing time with our other puppy so he’s a very active dog. He isn’t one for chasing things and was never allowed a ball until he was withdrawn from training so, if you try to play with him, he looks at you in utter confusion and makes you fetch whatever it is you just threw for him. I swear the majority of my steps are a result of me throwing a ball and then running after it myself.

Teddy does have his mad moments though which typically happen in a forest I run with him in and when it’s snowing. He has a habit of running at top speed all over the place before stopping and staring at me with a look on his face that never fails to make me laugh before running around again. He doesn’t go far but if there’s water, you can guarantee he’s going to end up in it and I’ll have forgotten a towel.

Black Labrador Retriever Cross

Before Teddy wiggled his way into my life, I would very much avoid exercising beyond walking to the fridge and back. I understood the importance of exercise, but walking from my house to the end of town just to come back again seemed rather dull. Having Teddy with me makes that walk a little bit more exciting (and challenging when he decides he wants to go one way but I want to go the other way) and it makes running so much more fun. I actually enjoy being outside now which amuses me greatly since I was the kid who would build a fort in their bedroom and sit in there for days on end reading book after book. I’m actually not alone in preferring to be outside and exercising more thanks to my dog, it’s quite a common occurrence for dog owners.

I’m so happy I decided to adopt Teddy when he was withdrawn from training. I can’t imagine my life without that weird little dog taking up all the room on the couch, getting his head stuck in the laundry basket and staring at me with his big brown eyes until I give in and feed him copious amounts of biscuits. He’s a happy dog who is probably currently hatching a plan to break into the room I keep his food in and eat it all again. He would’ve gotten away with it if he hadn’t burped.

Disclaimer: This post is in collaboration with More Than. The PitPat was sent to me (and Teddy) for review. All opinions are my own.

Exercising with Teddy

Friday, 22 December 2017

Winter Night-In Essentials

I admit it, I hate winter. I hate the cold weather, I hate how the damp air makes my hair frizzy, I hate having to defrost my car in the morning, I hate the awkward steps I have to take when I know there’s ice lurking somewhere on the pavement and I hate the fact daylight only exists until 4 pm. The only real positive to winter is it allows a homebody like me to stay indoors without feeling guilty but I need a few things to be totally comfortable and avoid cabin fever. My winter nights revolve around a couple of things so here they are!

Binging on TV Shows:


If you had told me 10 years ago that I would happily spend time watching TV on a tiny tablet or phone screen I would’ve taken one look at my then giant TV and laughed at you. It’s true though, I have taken to binging on extremely obscure documentaries (who doesn’t love a documentary on French sculptors though?) on screens smaller than a ruler thanks to Netflix and Amazon Video. More often or not, I’m too lazy to hook my tablet up to my TV (or my dog is lying on me and looks too comfy to disturb) and tablets are handy. I can’t stand the horrendous tinny sound that phones and tablets produce though so I make the effort to sync it via a Panasonic Waterproof Bluetooth speaker; I may be too lazy to move but I still have standards when it comes to sound.

This is the part where I should probably recommend some TV shows but I’m still stuck in an endless loop of Friends reruns and early episodes of Modern Family so I’ll refrain from doing that. On the other-hand, I know some great documentaries so I urge you to check out Final Portrait, Betting on Zero, Disposable Hero, The Crash Reel and The First Monday in May.

Comfort Food:

Put a bag of crisps in front of me and I will demolish them before you’ve even finished offering me one but I’m trying to eat healthier (she says while munching on a bag of crisps) so I’ve changed my description of comfort food. I try to stick to warm, filling vegetarian meals that are quick to make and oh so delicious. Shepherd’s pie with sweet potato and empanadas made with meat-free mince always go down a treat but my absolute favourite meal for exceptionally cold nights is a spicy root and potato casserole. I also won’t say no to a kidney bean burger made by my other half and if you throw a sweet potato and lentil adaption of sloppy joes my way, I’ll love you forever.

Books:

I’ve officially lost count of how many books are on my to be read list but winter is the perfect time to get through them all. As the days are shorter and my opportunities to paint are dwindling, curling up with a good book in a cosy corner of the room is too appealing to pass up. I’m still slowly plodding my way through Stephen King’s IT but, once I’ve finished that, I have plans to dive straight into either John Ajvide Lindqvist’s Let The Right One In or Homegoing by Yaa Gyasi. I’m also tempted into rereading The Underground Railroad by Colson Whitehead as I believe there are a few details I may have missed the first time around.

Drawing:

While the lack of daylight may be hindering my painting, I love using electric light to work on my actual drawing ability. Being able to work on drawings where I don’t have to worry about guidelines for where to put colour or even ruining the line drawing by adding paint is liberating. I’m horrendous when it comes to perspective so my refusal to paint with artificial light means I get to work on that. This does mean I have quite a few unfinished drawings lying around but at least I can see a minor improvement across the board.

Being a comfy, lazy human who is full of nice food and has a couple of pencils nearby helps me get through winter. If I could hibernate until spring I would but apparently, there’s this thing called adulting that I have to be a part of so hibernation isn’t possible. I’m hoping the world will keep churning out documentaries and I’ll keep finding nice, hearty meals to consume otherwise winter and I will never get along.

What are your essentials for a cosy winter night in?

Disclaimer: This post is in collaboration with Panasonic.

Winter Night-In Essentials

Friday, 17 November 2017

TW: Racism
Contains Spoilers.


In 2017, we live in a world where white supremacy is not only very much alive but making itself known in a very public manner. We all saw the images and footage of neo-Nazis marching along Charlottesville, we heard about Heather Heyer who lost her life protesting against hatred and just yesterday you may have seen footage of white men screaming “white lives matter” in Tennessee. We’ve watched the President of the United States refuse to condemn white supremacists, we’ve watched him attack black NFL players again and again and we’re all too aware of the fact his supporters are very much the ones spewing the racist venom.

I can voice my disgust and hatred towards the acts of these pathetic excuses for human beings but my disgust is purely superficial in comparison to the anger and fear any person of colour will experience in their day to day life. I can’t relate because I’m white and sit firmly in my privilege; the only thing I can do is educate myself on past racism and the current racial climate and I chose to begin that educational journey with *The Underground Railroad by Colson Whitehead.

The Underground Railroad by Colson Whitehead

The Underground Railroad tells the tale of Cora, a motherless slave girl who escapes a Georgia cotton plantation and her owners with her friend and fellow slave Caesar. Their escape begins with them fighting their way through a swamp when they discover fellow slave Lovey has followed them. Cora, Caesar, and Lovey continue through the swamp in hopes of reaching the first station of the Underground Railroad. Lovey’s story ends abruptly after all 3 slaves are cornered; Lovey is captured but Cora and Caesar make it out alive and it’s at this point where we’re introduced to the Underground Railroad and the people willing to help slaves escape.

Throughout the story, Colson Whitehead uses the Underground Railroad as a fully operational legitimate railway. I think some people will argue that this was to make things convenient and speed up Cora’s and Caesar’s escape but I personally loved this added touch. Up until recently, I believed the Underground Railroad was, in fact, an actual railroad with old-fashioned passenger trains so seeing my silly idea being used as a premise for a book amused me while simultaneously making me cringe at my own ignorance.

Their first stop of the Underground Railroad is South Carolina; a state that presents itself as progressive and willing to help integrate former slaves into society. Cora is given a job, a place to stay and an education. She lives a fairly happy life but the worry of a slave catcher named Ridgeway being hot on her tail is always at the back of her mind. While everything seems great on the surface it becomes apparent that South Carolina’s progressive nature isn’t as it seems.

The white people of South Carolina are conducting forced sterilization on the black people they’re pretending to help and are also carrying out inhumane things such as the Tuskegee experiment. While The Underground Railroad is set in the 1800s, Colson Whitehead uses a broad timeline to tell the story. The Tuskegee experiments, for example, happened between 1932 and 1972 but Whitehead has manipulated the dates to make the story more horrifying than it already is. Admittedly, I found the story became disjointed in places as a result of the mismatched timeframe but it does make for a good starting point if you’re looking to do further research into past racism.

There is a distinct lack of description of the brutality slaves experienced on a daily basis at both the hands of their slave owners and after they’ve escaped if they ever manage to do so. There is enough to make your mind wander and explore what else could have possibly happened to all of these people but I personally don’t believe the human mind can truly comprehend these atrocities without a little guidance. I wanted The Underground Railroad to make me uncomfortable and it didn’t quite manage it. I know enough about slavery and historical racism to put the pieces together myself but I feel like Colson Whitehead missed an opportunity to really drive home the horrendous nature of white people.

The Underground Railroad by Colson Whitehead

One of the few descriptions of brutality comes in North Carolina. After Cora escapes the illusion of South Carolina, she finds herself in a state that has begun the process of eliminating black people. The road from the North Carolina Underground Railroad station is lined with rows of black people hanging by their necks, there is a lynching in the park every week which draws in huge crowds of white people looking for cheap entertainment and raids on houses are carried out on a regular basis as the locals search for abolitionists and Underground Railroad operators harbouring escaped slaves. If there is ever a point where you really hope Cora escapes, it’s during her stay in North Carolina. You fear that the fate instilled upon the unfortunate people who are caught will be placed upon her but instead, Cora meets a different kind of fate. The slave catcher named Ridgeway finally gets a hold of her.

As Ridgeway takes Cora back to her slave owner in Georgia, another part of history is intertwined in the form of yellow fever that gripped Tennessee in the second half of the 1800s. You plead for yellow fever to strike down Cora’s captors or for her to somehow find a chance to escape but it never happens, she’s chained up and forced to listen to Ridgeway as he slowly takes her back to meet her death. It’s at this point where we discover what happened to Caesar. He has of course been tortured and killed in a disturbing fashion but that wasn’t what caught my attention. I had completely forgotten Caesar was even in the story at all as he is an extremely underdeveloped character. His only real contribution to The Underground Railroad is that he gets the ball rolling on Cora’s escape but even then, Cora could have muddled her way through that without him.

Cora eventually escapes Ridgeway and then escapes Ridgeway again. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t find her multiple escapes from him to be convenient. There are points where I just don’t believe the things Cora is capable of as she is presented as an uneducated 15-year-old girl naïve to the world outside of her own plantation. She seems to have an inordinate amount of strength both physically and mentally and I personally just don’t buy it. It makes her a true heroine but it doesn’t feel like an entirely accurate depiction of a girl who, up until Caesar’s suggestion to escape, never ventured beyond the borders of the plantation she was forced to work and live on.

There is also the additional issue of Cora’s mother Mabel. She is often referenced throughout the story as Cora tries to come to terms with her abandonment. Mabel is presented as a woman so desperate to escape the plantation that she leaves her daughter behind and runs into the swamp. You believe Mabel escaped and is living somewhere in the north or made it to Canada but in reality, Mabel never made it beyond the swamp. She got a few miles away from the plantation in the dark before having a change of heart and went to make her way back but was bitten by a snake and died. Mabel was so focused on through The Underground Railroad that the truth of her demise seemed rushed and forced. I believe that her escape should have ended with her coming across a variation of the Great Dismal Swamp as this would have set up another good point for further research and would provide the reader with a glimmer of hope for any future runaways.

You’re probably thinking while reading this review that I didn’t enjoy The Underground Railroad and in a small way, you would be correct. There are a few things I would change about this book but that doesn’t take away from the fact I think it’s a brilliant piece of literature and something worth reading. There are very few people who can tackle a subject matter like slavery, intertwine it with other historical events from different periods and make a captivating and worthwhile story out of it but Colson Whitehead managed just that. I do believe there would be more emotion and urgency to the entire story if it was written in Cora’s voice but there is also a chance I am looking for a way to relate to her as a character when in reality, I can’t.

Admittedly, I think it would be an ignorant move on my part to present The Underground Railroad as an entertaining way to pass a couple of hours. This isn't entertainment, this is a fairly accurate insight into a life that should never have happened and I would urge anyone, whether you have an understanding of racism or are adamant racism doesn't exist, to read The Underground Railroad. It's not without its flaws but it's a flawed book worth reading.

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The Underground Railroad by Colson Whitehead Review

Sunday, 29 October 2017

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